IC: With bluetooth, I can use my cellphone handsfree. I think this is great. Now people don't stare at me when I am talking to my imaginary friends.
IC: Sticks and stones can make my homes, but words are what define me.
IC: What will be the astrological sign of the first person born on the moon?
IC: How may Alzheimer's Disease Patients does it take to ..............
IC: Abandon dope all ye who enter here!
Spot: Not even in your wet dreams!
Goofy: You can eat scorpions, but you have to get them drunk first.
IC: When it comes to gay men, I think of football.
How is it decided who passes and who recieves?
IC: Two heads are better than one; That's why boys are better than girls!
IC: Did you know that when you play Solitaire with a real deck of cards, and you win, the cards don't jump around?!!!
IC: Two's Company; Three's allowed?
Boomer: I am not afraid of work; I sit by it all the time.
IC: Go jump in a lake! (of fire and brimstone)
IC: Get a life! (an eternal one)
IC: You're not alone... Schizo !
IC: All Roads Leave From Home
IC: Caviar is like sushi,
except that the fish are really small
and you eat the whole thing.
IC: I used to complain that I had no feat, until I met a man who had no soul.
IC: Always a bride's maid, never a groom.
IC: Too many books, spoil the child.
IC: Silence is Golden; Pass it on.
IC: Behind every sucessful man is a behind.
IC: A bird in the hand does not have to aim.
IC: Open window first, then spit.
IC: Never play cards with a man whose first name is a city.
IC: T.G.I.F. - Toes Go In First
IC: A Rolling Stone gathers no mass, except on their lips.
IC: People who live in Glass Houses, Shouldn't!
IC: HiHo - Humor In, Humor Out
